Before I Die

Here is an ever growing list of things I would like to do before I choke on my breakfast in the morning and keel over. It's mostly inspired by the show "The Buried Life" on MTV. Probably the only show on MTV that has any value whatsoever.
  1. Travel to Aushwitz, Germany to see the concentration camp from WWII.
  2. Pee on a Leafs Jersey in a store bathroom and hang it back on the rack.
  3. Visit Mall of America and return to Canada with no money.
  4. Write and publish a book.
  5. Go on the biggest ride of all time and not pee myself.
  6. Make money from home in my birthday suit.
  7. Down an entire 4 litre of milk and not throw up.
  8. Go skydiving.
  9. See my daughter get married.
  10. Win more than $1000 gambling.
  11. Enter a pie eating contest, and win.
  12. Travel to Australia and explore the Coral Reef.
  13. Make snow angels naked, without dying.
  14. Build a house for Habitat For Humanity.
  15. Volunteer in a natural disaster scenario.
  16. Start a NFP (Not For Profit) Organization