October 21, 2010

Long Time Friends Now Lovers?

It's official, in a Superstore release today, it was plain to see that Mr. Ben and Ms. Jamima are officially together.  We all knew it was a matter of time before Mr. Ben gave up some of his rice in order to be with Ms. Jemima. In a statement provided by Ms. Jemima late last night, she says:

"Mr. Ben's rice is too delicious for me to resist. Everyone has been speculating for years, but I always brushed it off and told myself they're just rumors."

Mr. Ben was asked for an interview, but declined the invitation. "I guess he just doesn't want to comment on her pancakes." a mutual friend told us.

So, after years of wondering...it's official. Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemima are a couple. Who would have thought? Could there be mini-cakes on the way? I wouldn't imagine how rice and pancakes would taste if they were a family meal...

Mr. Ben and Ms. Jemima seen strolling the shelves together at local supermarket.

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