Ok, so I know I said I would probably record the crabfest on my phone, but my phone was dead. Either way, I figured I should let you all know I won the crabfest, and I probably ate more than Mike did in general. He started off with three plates of food, with a mixture of beef and crab and mussels and whatever else he had on there. I started out with one plate, crab legs and breaded shrimp. (Which was delicious, by the way.)
I believe I had maybe four plates of crab, including the crab legs Mike didn't want to finish. I tried Mussels for the first time, and those were delicious as fuck too. I believe Mike's favorite part was dessert though. Since he came back with a sundae he'd made himself, consisting of ice cream, a shitload of sprinkles, and chocolate syrup that dripped onto his hand out of the dish. I believe he had a mishap when he tried to get the sprinkles, which was hilarious.
We filled our bellies for only $25.00, but I am sure we ate more than our share.
We later went to go see a movie in 3D. Which one you ask? Well of course, it was Jackass! It was a kickass movie. I kept my 3D glasses, and even though they tell you not to wear them as sunglasses, I thought they looked cool and decided to anyways, regardless of how terrible it is for my eyes.
We went to my mother's house for dinner the next day when we went to pick up Camryn. We talked about all things from "Are you having sex with Mike?" to "Are you pregnant?", so I cleverly switched it up and asked her about the guy she's been crushing on lately. Yeah, i'm that good.
Our sunday was quite uneventful, oh wait! No, it wasn't uneventful. It became very eventful when we went shopping. Camryn hadn't eaten all day. She didn't eat the oatmeal I gave her for breakfast and she didn't eat lunch or dinner. So what does she do? She tries her hand at shoplifting a ladybug chocolate. Almost five, and I already have a crook on my hands.
What's a mother to do?
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