The Mysterious Metal Buck

So, I ended up meeting someone...a man. His name is Magnum (nickname for obvious reasons), he's really pretty. Anywhoo, we ended up going to my mothers for a quick visit. Needless to say, we fed him and let him play Wii, so he stayed a while. Thirteen hours is awhile right? Well, after he beat my mother...(at Wii you horrible people) we ended up going for a walk in my hometown place. We happened to stumble across a really mysterious figure in the night...and ever since then, we've been calling it a moose, but I have to correct myself and say, it is not a moose, it's a buck. Moose would have fit way better in the title of this post though.

He decided to befriend the buck by giving it a nice big hug, and well, I am sure you can tell what I did to the buck...not really a pretty sight.