November 1, 2010

Holiday Rape Is A Serious Condition

To all those who had a wonderful Halloween, I congratulate you. You were not caught up in the stressful rage "some" people get caught up in on holidays. By "some", I mean my mother.

Yep, I am going to be honest and say that she ruined my mood Halloween night, and yes, I am stubborn, so I am going to bitch her out over the Internet about it because I know she'll never read it...I'm such a pussy.

Anyways, the Halloween party Mike and I went to wasn't as fun as being with close friends at a house party, but it was still fun, and at one point, I do believe I felt like a celebrity. We got recognized. Yep, our Don & Betty Draper costumes worked!

The next day, we were running a bit late and showed up to my mom's around 4:30 - 5:00. That I can understand her being mad about, but still...it's just time. My original plan was to go visit my grandma around 6 pm for ten minutes and book the party room for Camryn's birthday, take Camryn out from 6:30 - whenever and then go home.

However, as soon as I walked in the door, I got yelled at because she assumed I showed Mike how to get in the house, when in fact, the door was unlocked and we just walked in. Mood crusher right there. Later on in the night, I was told "I don't do anything" with my life. Hmm? Yep, thanks.

When we finally did arrive home, she apparently called, so I called her back the next night. I then got yelled at because of the following reasons:

  1. I was so late getting to her place.
  2. I took extra candy out of the candy boxes. (She already knew I did at her place.)
  3. Camryn apparently didn't have a good Halloween. (She said she did.)

So, apparently my mother feels used and taken advantage of now. She says I owe her $80 for babysitting for the Saturday and Sunday. I didn't even pay that much when Camryn was in daycare full time, and she knows it.

So for all of you people who get angry and stressed out during the holidays...QUIT IT OUT. The end result is your family not wanting to be around you anymore, which my mother will learn eventually...even though I will always love her, sometimes she can be a real tit-head. She raped me of a good Halloween, and I will be darned if she rapes my Christmas too.

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